The weak-minded fools...

The strange and unusual observation for today:

Has been deleted. It has served its purpose.

Whew. That was a lot to say. My uncle Rick passed away last Friday. He was a gentle giant. I wish I could have known him better.

Rowed 11 hors; feeling much better. The monkey is missing.

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My entry for the Utah state quarter contest

Above is my entry for the Utah state quarter. The world will know of Joshua and the land of Nilbog. Do you want some? Maybe Grandpa Seth should run for governor.

The strange and unusual observation for today:

"Why is it that people pimp their own perceived self-righteousness to the world, then when they are alone, they can be so devilishly self-centered and take advantage of the weak-minded?"

It never ceases to amaze me what humankind can be capable of. Maybe that's what turned me grey! On the other hand, the countdown to extinction rolls on. Soon, my fine feathered friends, soon. Not much else to report today.

Only rowed 10.314 hors due to mala leche.

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The strange and unusual observation for today:

I was introduced to a movie recently called Troll 2. It is the story of a family who takes a vacation in the mountains, and ends up meeting a town full of goblins. I won't say anymore than that. Watching it was, well, indescribable. This has to be one of the worst movies of all time. It tops even Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies (which I saw in the theater, alone). The chick from The Singles Ward was in it. The movie was nauseating. It was painful. And I loved it.

Tho, now I must admit, I will never think of popcorn in the same way again.

Nilbog. Blair said it, so it must be true. Rowed 9.22 hors; the monkey has fleas.

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The television receptacle in my sleep chamber tried to kill me. I pressed the ON button, then it made a strange buzzing noise and a short popping sound. I suspect assassins from the planet Greelog (sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance) tampered with it. Made me angry, since I missed the daily transmission of "World's Wildest Police Videos". So I have purchased a replacement unit:
27" inches of LCD HD goodness. Messages from High Command will come in properly now. This, in addition to the 57" inch unit I have in my main audience chamber suit me nicely.
There is nothing further to report at this time. Rowed 10 hors today. The monkey has fleas.

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And so, it begins...

Hello, Earthlings. I'm Mr. Grey Spaceman. I've travelled here from billlions of miles out in space to the Earth. This is my log of the activities I observe here on Earth.

Today's strange and unusual observation:

Do all Earthlings see everything in the same color? Do I see the color red as the color that you see as yellow? So when I see an apple, is it the same color that you see when you look at a banana? Or something else?

Think about it for me. The Space Angels are calling, so I'll be back tomorrow.

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