On a plane?

The strange and unusual observation for today:

So, the new Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane comes out in August. But what I wanna know is, where are they going to have the world premiere of the movie? Are they gonna book an actual flight on a plane, and show the movie? Like a flight from L.A. to New York? Which airline would permit such a thing to take place? How would Homeland Security react to dozens of celebrities on a plane, watching Snakes on a Plane? How do I get tickets to this?

I want these mf*n snakes off this mf*n plane!

Rowed 12 hors today as all was silent with no interruptions.

The monkey is being audited by the IRS.

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Happy birthday....

I love you, Marilyn.

Rowed 0 hors today, because my heart is broken.
The monkey is heartbroken, too.

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

The strange and unusual observation for today:

After 6 years, the party is over. He has departed to his own dimension. Now, I am alone. So alone. The last man in the universe sits alone in a room, suddenly there's a knock at the door....

I must say it's been an interesting time. So many have come and gone. None stayed, except for the last. The first was a disaster. There were some interesting ones along the way (summer 2002 was, well, I'll just say this: SLIMFAST). There were the crazy ones. The weird ones. The sexy ones. We partied. We ate. We slept. We did all sorts of things. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Black blood of the earth, indeed.

It's hard to believe
That there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe
That I'm all alone
At least I have her love
The city she loves me
Lonely as I am
Together we cry
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

Sometimes I need some time...on my own
Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good




The Couch of Pain is no more.

The Couch of Doom rests in quiet solitude.

And so, it ends.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Rowed 5 hors today, as the door was ajar and not ajar too often. The monkey smokes hash.

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The weak-minded fools...

The strange and unusual observation for today:

Has been deleted. It has served its purpose.

Whew. That was a lot to say. My uncle Rick passed away last Friday. He was a gentle giant. I wish I could have known him better.

Rowed 11 hors; feeling much better. The monkey is missing.

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My entry for the Utah state quarter contest

Above is my entry for the Utah state quarter. The world will know of Joshua and the land of Nilbog. Do you want some? Maybe Grandpa Seth should run for governor.

The strange and unusual observation for today:

"Why is it that people pimp their own perceived self-righteousness to the world, then when they are alone, they can be so devilishly self-centered and take advantage of the weak-minded?"

It never ceases to amaze me what humankind can be capable of. Maybe that's what turned me grey! On the other hand, the countdown to extinction rolls on. Soon, my fine feathered friends, soon. Not much else to report today.

Only rowed 10.314 hors due to mala leche.

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The strange and unusual observation for today:

I was introduced to a movie recently called Troll 2. It is the story of a family who takes a vacation in the mountains, and ends up meeting a town full of goblins. I won't say anymore than that. Watching it was, well, indescribable. This has to be one of the worst movies of all time. It tops even Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies (which I saw in the theater, alone). The chick from The Singles Ward was in it. The movie was nauseating. It was painful. And I loved it.

Tho, now I must admit, I will never think of popcorn in the same way again.

Nilbog. Blair said it, so it must be true. Rowed 9.22 hors; the monkey has fleas.

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The television receptacle in my sleep chamber tried to kill me. I pressed the ON button, then it made a strange buzzing noise and a short popping sound. I suspect assassins from the planet Greelog (sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance) tampered with it. Made me angry, since I missed the daily transmission of "World's Wildest Police Videos". So I have purchased a replacement unit:
27" inches of LCD HD goodness. Messages from High Command will come in properly now. This, in addition to the 57" inch unit I have in my main audience chamber suit me nicely.
There is nothing further to report at this time. Rowed 10 hors today. The monkey has fleas.

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And so, it begins...

Hello, Earthlings. I'm Mr. Grey Spaceman. I've travelled here from billlions of miles out in space to the Earth. This is my log of the activities I observe here on Earth.

Today's strange and unusual observation:

Do all Earthlings see everything in the same color? Do I see the color red as the color that you see as yellow? So when I see an apple, is it the same color that you see when you look at a banana? Or something else?

Think about it for me. The Space Angels are calling, so I'll be back tomorrow.

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